Nobody puts baby in a corner!

"I want to be Sean Penn when I grow up!"

I had gotten Oscar settled after a long feeding. He didn't even fuss when I changed his diaper -- a possible first. He was wide awake, eyes darting around curiously, and running through his full catalogue of amusing expressions. After a good cuddle, I thought I'd exploit the moment for a quick photo session. No sooner did I set him down and turn the camera on than he balled his fists, scrunched up his reddening face and launched into a Category Five hissy.

For the papparazzi's sake, I hope he's never too famous.